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Nothing worse than being assaulted by meats.  Oh, well, perhaps the family dog eating the evidence.

[linky: Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack]

[via: Mike]

Great story.  Guy steals a bus.  Drives the bus on its route.  Takes it back.  Repeat.  Fare money left and everything.  I guess he just needed to fulfill a dream.

[linky: Police: Man Stole Miami-Dade Buses, Drove Them On Routes]

[via: Mental Floss]

If you haven’t read up on this case you should read:

[linky: Wired]

Very strange.  File systems, S&M, murder, missing car seats.

Well, it looks like he is now admiting to it:

[linky: Han Reiser Offersto lead cops to Nina's body]

Looks like someone is trying to make some trouble for Garry Kasparov. In a very funny way. Aerial phallus coming at ya!

[linky: http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/]

[via: BoingBoing]

First Steve Irwin, now this. Am I the only one worried about these rays?  The story goes that a woman was killed after a ray leapt into the air, hit this woman, and she was killed when her head bounced.  I blame Aquaman. Let’s get that orange underwear freak.

[linky: CNN]

Notice that in this case the "W" stands for "Where". Ahh, there she is:

[via: BoingBoing]

In case anyone missed it, the Baltimore Orioles managed to break some records. Not in a good way. The score was 3-30. A kid called up from the minors that day hit a grand slam. Wow. Most runs scored since 1897. Craptacular. But my favorite quote was sent to me by my sister:

Anyone got the Ravens’ number?: The Baltimore Ravens, who play across the parking lot from the Orioles, haven’t allowed 30 points since Week 12 in 2005.

The quote is from espn.com. More horror here: espn.com.

Because usage of the vernacular is important.

[Linky: Flickr]

[via: BoingBoing]

Punk rocker gets pulled over. Cops search the van and find something that tests positive for GHB (the date-rape drug). Punk rocker goes to jail. Sounds almost right until you find out that what has tested positive was organic soap. Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap to be exact (looks like peppermint). I love Bronner’s peppermint soap (I use it everyday). Try it you will love it too. Oh, but don’t try to knock someone out with it.

On a side note, the tests towards the end are interesting as they are testing "natural" soaps for soap, and find none. Bronner’s is a big supporter of reform in product labeling. Check out Organic Consumers for more on that.

[via: BoingBoing]

[via: I Can Has Cheezburger?]